00:39.2
Hindi ko alam eh.
00:41.3
You're going to expose yourself, brother.
00:44.5
Ang usapan kasi rito, kailangan muna member ka ng OnlyFans ni Lexilor.
00:51.4
Pangalawa, kailangan ipatatoo mo yung kanyang image doon sa kanyang katawan.
00:57.1
Okay, so, yan nga po yung...
00:59.3
So, yan nga po yung nangyari.
01:00.4
So, isang pong kababayan natin ang lumaban sa...
01:04.5
Sumubok sa hamon ng tadhana at yun nga po.
01:08.8
I don't know how to put it, mga kamatis mga kaibigan.
01:11.4
So, dahan-dahanin natin.
01:12.8
So, ang bida po natin sa istoryang ito ay si Mr. Colin Kaep.
01:18.1
Ewan ko kung anong ibig sabihin yan.
01:19.8
Pero, isa siyang football fan at Lexilor fan.
01:25.9
Ano yung parang Kong TV fan, ex-Nico David fan.
01:30.3
Eto naman, football ex.
01:34.2
Anyway, mga kamatis mga kaibigan.
01:36.3
Ang storya dito, nagpatatoo siya at nanalo siya.
01:39.7
So, panoorin natin yung pagtatatoo sa kanya.
01:42.9
Chicks din yung nagtatatoo sa kanya.
01:44.5
Wita mo, ganda rin.
01:47.5
So, ayan na yung tatuan nila.
02:03.0
So, according to him, 8 hours daw yung tinagal niya.
02:06.7
So, ano siguro, panoorin natin yung interview niya with Lexi.
02:11.3
Kasi nga, binerify pa ni Lexi kung totoo to.
02:15.4
But a really big tip along with that.
02:20.5
Who was the first person that you shared it to?
02:24.5
Oh my God, what a hard question.
02:26.6
Me, my first time.
02:28.9
I show it is to my, when I was a kid, I think it was my yaya.
02:34.6
I show my pipi to my yaya.
02:40.5
What is the question?
02:43.4
I do not know the context.
02:48.9
Actually, the coworkers, I sent it.
02:51.4
Oh my God, you show your pipi to your coworker?
02:54.1
Wow, that is wild.
02:58.2
So, I don't show my pipi to my coworker because my coworker, they all angry at me.
03:04.0
You know, you know, makagago.
03:05.7
I don't show my pipi to my makagago.
03:08.2
I don't show Kong TV my pipi.
03:11.4
We friends but no pipi.
03:13.3
My pipi only mine and my love ones.
03:16.5
And my love girl.
03:17.4
Girl, girl, love, love, girl.
03:19.0
But not my coworkers.
03:20.8
My coworkers, they gonna bash me.
03:24.7
Yeah, just show them.
03:25.9
Yeah, but they're curious.
03:28.8
No, Kong TV makagago, not co-curious of my pipi.
03:32.7
My pipi only curious for girls, okay?
03:37.0
Coworkers, oh my God, very curious.
03:39.9
At work, we have a locker room that we get dressed for.
03:44.4
Oh, they show the pipi to the locker room?
03:51.7
Oh, what they say when they saw it?
03:55.0
It looks really good.
03:56.0
Oh, you did get it.
03:57.3
At least, it looks amazing, you know.
04:00.3
Wow, it looks amazing.
04:02.9
So, I'm sure that helped the reaction a little bit.
04:06.4
But were they surprised that you really did it?
04:09.5
Oh, it's about the tattoo.
04:10.6
I thought it was the pipi.
04:11.8
Okay, next question.
04:14.1
I'm a little bit spontaneous.
04:15.5
Okay, spontaneous.
04:15.9
I haven't looked at all of these.
04:17.8
Somebody wants to know, do you have a girlfriend and what does she think?
04:23.2
If you have a girlfriend, the girlfriend will feel not so good.
04:27.3
Because you're going to broadcast your pipi to the world.
04:31.1
And then you're gonna put your pipi inside this lovely lady.
04:34.7
She will be jealous.
04:36.2
And that will cause the fight.
04:37.6
You will never win an argument if that's the case, my brother.
04:41.0
So, think before you put your pipi in.
04:43.7
Keep your pipi away.
04:45.2
Because if no, oh, my God.
04:48.5
I am currently single.
04:50.3
Oh, that is good.
04:51.4
Because you are single.
04:53.0
If you are double, that is a problem.
04:55.3
But it's gonna be hard if you make the...
04:57.1
Akyatligaw to your future girlfriend.
05:00.8
He would say, oh, I know you.
05:03.2
I know you from the internet.
05:05.2
You are the one who slept with the enemy.
05:10.5
You put your pipi in there and then you make deposit.
05:19.4
And then the tita of your girlfriend, they will say, I saw you.
05:25.3
And then the tita will say, oh.
05:29.4
And then the kapitbay will say, oh, I saw you too.
05:33.1
And then the tambay will say, I saw you three times a day.
05:40.2
They would get angry at you, my brother.
05:49.2
But your girlfriend, for sure, you will never win an argument.
05:54.1
So, she doesn't think anything.
05:58.0
Because if you have thinking girlfriend, no more.
06:00.7
No more girlfriend thinking thinking.
06:04.2
If future girlfriends, we'll see.
06:07.8
Oh, she will see.
06:09.1
But she will see first.
06:10.8
Because she will see you do it with the Lexi Lord.
06:16.0
A word for my Filipino subscribers who really wish that they were you right now.
06:21.6
I do not wish to be you right now, my friend.
06:27.1
Because I believe the children is our future.
06:30.5
And when my children see me doing the dirty deed with the girl that is doing the dirty deed with everyone,
06:40.7
Nico David, my father, you are a whore.
06:44.1
But I will say, no, it's just for content.
06:46.6
But they will say, no, daddy.
06:49.1
Daddy, daddy, you did not do well in life.
06:52.8
But let's listen in.
06:55.2
Very good question.
06:57.8
You probably know more Tagalog than me.
06:58.9
You can say anything.
07:00.2
Oh, oh, he doesn't know Tagalog.
07:02.5
I would say, sana all.
07:06.9
Well, I'm stumped.
07:10.9
I wish I was him, but in private, but not in public.
07:15.3
Because in public, I sleep with the girl.
07:18.9
No more, no more YouTube for me.
07:21.9
No more, no more AdSense for me.
07:25.2
I'll say that too.
07:29.0
Okay, that is good answer.
07:31.7
Copy-paste, copy-paste.
07:33.4
Good and positive vibes.
07:35.8
Before we go, I have one more thing.
07:38.7
Because I already know the comments are going to ask,
07:40.7
is this tattoo real?
07:42.4
Would you mind if I try to remove the tattoo?
07:45.5
You know, just in case it's like, you know.
07:47.8
She's going to rub it.
07:50.8
You know the rabbit?
07:52.0
You pull it out of the hat.
07:55.5
A temporary tattoo.
07:57.5
No problem at all.
08:01.4
He doesn't have any problem.
08:03.5
He's not like Carlos Agassi.
08:05.6
Ang dami kong problema.
08:08.4
He's not like that.
08:11.9
So, here I have some makeup wipes and I have some body oil.
08:15.8
We're going to see if we can get this picture taken off of Jeff's leg.
08:21.3
And that is how we're going to prove it's real.
08:26.8
Let's just start with a good old makeup wipe.
08:30.5
You know, because it could be, I don't know, eyeshadow or something.
08:37.2
That's a nice rub.
08:38.7
That's a nice rub, mga kamatas, mga kaibigan.
08:42.2
You know, I rub my shoulders when I am hurt, but not like this.
08:49.1
Well, it doesn't look like makeup.
08:51.8
But let's just rub a little bit.
08:56.6
It's too fast and it's too furious!
09:06.9
It doesn't look like makeup.
09:08.9
Okay, but I've heard temporary tattoos are easy to remove with oil.
09:15.7
And I had to do this because I had a temporary tattoo for Halloween and it did not come off
09:24.7
I had to use oil.
09:26.7
He's rubbing the oil.
09:28.7
You know, the mantika.
09:29.7
You need it to cook the lumpia.
09:32.7
That is, that is nice.
09:33.7
Well, it looks nice when it's shiny.
09:34.7
Oh, it looks nice.
09:35.7
I like your answer, Lexie.
09:36.7
But it's not coming off.
09:40.7
It means it's real.
09:41.7
So, if it's real, then it's a go-go.
09:53.7
It's a go-go with the blow-blow.
09:57.7
I cannot, I cannot react to that because that would be my end if I react to that.
10:02.9
Only not basto stuff.
10:06.1
That is all for me, mga kamatis and mga kaibigan.
10:10.7
Nico David out, peace.
